im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
jim fucking carrey
jim fucking carrey
I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
movie challenge: infinite list of perfect disney movies
[1/?] “Frozen" (2013)
“Some people are worth melting for.”
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
pinkpowderpuff replied to your post “god i i’m so upset that people fuckin pointed out elsas hair phasing…”It happens with her dress and legs too.
Where is the hair thing???? I only saw the leg!
idk i didn’t save a link it was on my dash a few times
*gasp* Friend is lonely?
on my way friend… woah wait…yes
I dance to maek you happy
did friend like dance?
I shall battle the sadness!
friend isso pretty, she shouldnt feel sad or lonely
lots of people love friend! shes funny
I give huggles to friend
when friend is happy, we are happy
remember to smile okay? Smile as you read this!
you are not alone friend. I am here. Be happy.
pinkpowderpuff replied to your post “god i i’m so upset that people fuckin pointed out elsas hair phasing…”
It happens with her dress and legs too.
god i i’m so upset that people fuckin pointed out elsas hair phasing through her arm that’s all i can fucking see now god dammit